Saturday, November 13, 2004


2005 China. Postmarked China, November 6

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Dear Emilia,
Do u remember your Chinese boyfriend Jet Lizard? Do u still remember that full-moon night we fooled around under Great Wall; we chased ants together in Summer Palace? When I heard you were married, my heart broke into 16 pieces, but every piece of my heart is wishing you'll be happy ever after with that fat american lizard.
Yours, Jet Li

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Tuesday, November 09, 2004


St. Paul, Minnesota. Postmarked St. Paul on November 2

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Dearest Bud & Emilia
Word of your disappearance got out & so we were looking for you guys here.
Well, now that news of your eventful wedding has reached us, we can start planning your honeymoon.
Congratulations and have a blissful wedding. We hope to see many of your kind very soon.
Love, Uncle Moose & Aunt Linnette

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Sunday, November 07, 2004


BUD AND EMILIA TIE THE KNOT!!!!
"Congratulations On Your Wedding Day"

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Marriage License
Emilander Lee Lizard
Budweiser Robertson III
State of Nevada, October 22nd 2004

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"God Bless Our Home"

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Delicious Wedding Cake! Congratulations Bud and Emilia!!!!

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"Bud & Emilia went to Vegas and all I got was this crappy t-shirt."

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